Valley Sports Today

here's a couple of mine:on the links one day, the golfers saw a funeral procession driving by. one took his hat off, covered his heart, and bowed his head. the others asked him if he knew the deceased. "knew her?" he said, "we were married for 20 years!"

while golfing with my buddy the other day, known for his slices, he hit his shot into the woods. "not to worry" he said, ''i'll find it this time for sure". as we got near where he hit it, i heard a beeping sound. he followed the beep to it's source. lo and behold, he found his ball. his next shot was a bad one too, and went in the lake. we got to the drop zone, but he never pulled a ball out. unbelievably, the ball surfaced, a little propeller came out, and it motored it's way to the edge. that's some ball i thought. his next shot sliced so bad, it rolled into a cave. lost for sure i thought. we got there and what do you know, flashing lights. finally i asked him, ''where did you get such a ball?'' he replied "found it".